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FOR WEB3 GROWTH
Web3 growth is hard mode.
We make it a whole lot easier.
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OptimismEthereumPolygonSolanaAvalancheBSCArbitrumOptimismEthereumPolygonSolanaAvalancheBSCArbitrumOptimismHey Web3 founder, anon, builder, degen or growth lead,
We get it.
Growing a Web3 brand is hard. Really f*cking hard.
Growing in this current market?
The timeline is noisy. BTC is chopping. Retail's sleeping. VCs are lurking.
And everyone's shilling their "next gem."
You're heads-down building.
But your X (Twitter) feed feels too dry.
Your Discord feels quieter than a bear market NFT space.
And your early believers? They're waiting for something to hype.
And you're probably worried about where your next community member and sticky user will come from.
Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.
Meanwhile…
You're waking up thinking:
"How the hell do I get people to care?"
"What if our TGE flops?"
"Where are the real holders coming from?"
"Should I launch another quest campaign? AMA? Meme contest? Twitter Space with 14 people listening?"
"Why is my community full of lurkers instead of legends?"
It's a mess.
As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.
And to top it all off.
You're being pulled in a bazillion different directions.
Ohmygawd!
And you've probably tried a bunch of this already:
Paid a KOL who ghosted after one post
Did the whole Galxe/Zealy loopfarm
Ran a Discord giveaway — only to attract bots
Spammed X (Twitter) with five tweets a day that no one interacted with
Thought about quitting and launching a memecoin instead
Dropped $3k on a shilling?
And the worst part?
You're not even doing anything wrong.
You're just playing with the wrong tools.
Trying to summon momentum with outdated, short-term tactics.
*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*
Look, most Web3 brands have a bad case of 'shiny object syndrome...'
Mixed with a scoop of ADD... and a sprinkle of &qout;I can do everything&qout;.
And they end up doing a little bit of this... a little bit of that.
Soon, they're screaming at their MacBook with all the things they "have to" do.
We call this shit show a rats nest. Also known as hell.
It's hot and muggy there.
And we'd rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.
But this isn't about us... It's about you.
You're reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn't where you want it to be.
Or maybe you're flying... and you simply want more.
More TVL growth as more users discover and trust your protocol.
More trading volume and market activity.
More VC interest by signaling momentum.
More sticky onchain users.
More successful TGEs.
More engagement from your community.
More business-class flights with your entire team to places that result in more sand between your toes.
Whatever it is for you...
It all starts by "choosing your own adventure" below…
*cue angels singing*
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WHY NOW MATTERS
(THE COST OF WAITING)
Now, you might be asking yourself, "why should I act now instead of waiting for the right moment?"
Here's the truth: in Web3, there's no "perfect" time. But there is always a cost to waiting.
Right now, while you're still figuring things out, you might be overspending on campaigns with fake engagement.
Or structuring token incentives in a way that leaves liquidity and volume on the table.
Or losing holders, sticky users and community members you could have kept engaged.
Not because you're doing anything wrong — but because you haven't figured everything out yet.
But here's the opportunity: we're living in the best time in history to launch and scale a Web3 brand.
The tool is sharper than ever.
Communities are hungrier than ever.
Capital and attention move faster than ever.
The opportunity is real. And the projects that dial in their growth model now — they're the ones that dominate attention, volume, and adoption tomorrow.
Every day you wait, you're paying what is called the "ignorance tax."
And in Web3, that tax compounds fast.
The projects that move now won't just survive the cycle — they'll own and dominate it.
GROW 10X FASTER.CLEANER. LOUDER.
Forget the endless trial-and-error and never-ending shit show.
Skip the copium-fueled, late-night guesswork trying to "figure it all out."
Stop spinning in circles, chasing quests, KOLs, AMAs, and vibe-based campaigns.
It's time to grow like you mean it.
With actual signal, not noise.
With systems, not spreadsheets.
With feedback loops, not hopium.
After just 3 Weeks, Projects Overwhelmingly See 8-10x Engagement Increase — critical for TVLs increase, token performance, and community growth
Average ROAS = x5.12. Median ROAS = x7.68.
Why This Works Across Web3
You might be wondering, "will this work for my project?" — The answer is yes.
That's like asking, "does liquidity, token incentives, or partnerships work in my protocol?" Of course.
These aren't hacks — they're the foundations of growth. They're just not widely executed well in Web3.
They work because at the end of the day, you're moving people.
And people respond to the same psychological triggers whether you're selling new Web3 games, launching a token, or scaling a DeFi protocol.
There are only a handful of ways to capture attention and convert it into adoption — on-chain or off-chain, organic or paid.
Our principles work in all of them.
Why This Works at Any Stage
You might also be wondering, "will this work at my size?"
Whether you're a founder with a Discord and a dream, or a DAO with 200,000+ contributors, the math is the same.
If you can make holders more valuable and keep them engaged longer, your token's TVL and volume go up. Period.
This isn't a promise of guaranteed results — it's a principle. Your execution shapes the outcome.
We've used these systems at pre-launch with nothing but a whitepaper, and at scale with protocols already doing billions in volume.
The difference is size, not strategy. The rules of growth in Web3 stay the same.
THE MOST RUTHLESSLY EFFECTIVE
GROWTH STACK FOR RAPIDLY
SCALING WEB3
Web3 is full of noise merchants and mid-tier marketers LARPing as experts.
So-called "Web3 agencies" and "gurus" roaming around the wild wild west that is the crypto, today. Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup.
Few have real results.
We're not here to pitch dreams.
We're here to scale brands that don't f*ck around.
We've pressure-tested growth across sectors, stages, and markets — and built the kind of platform that don't rely on vibes.
NO MORE 'HOPING-AND-PRAYING'
THE POWER IS
IN THE
SYSTEM
(AND IN YOU USING IT RUTHLESSLY.)
Most founders in this space are doing what we call "Build Pray Cope".
They, or their marketing team:
Drop a thread
Run a meme contest
Pray for virality
Get Z likes
Wonder if it's time to pivot
Yell into Discord
We've seen this movie. It's mid.
What you need isn't more inspiration.
You need community traction that compounds — every hour, every post, every user interaction.
Our goal?
Turn your project from "who's this?" to "how the hell did they just flip that protocol in 30 days?"
From under radar builder mode to market-mover energy.
Because you can be early, or you can be loud.
We'll help you be both.
WE ARE WEB3 NATIVE, LIKE YOU.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET:
WE LITERALLY MADE THE PDF ON...
HOW TO GROW FROM 0 TO 120,000
ACTIVE COMMUNITY MEMBERS
IN 10 DAYS - REAL CASE STUDY
This PDF is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular. You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow in Web3...
YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS,
WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.
(aka: the real shit founders want to know)