LIKE STEROIDS*
FOR WEB3 GROWTH
Web3 growth is hard mode.
We make it a whole lot easier.
More predictable. Less copium. Way more fun.
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OptimismEthereumPolygonSolanaAvalancheBSCArbitrumOptimismEthereumPolygonSolanaAvalancheBSCArbitrumOptimismEthereumPolygonSolanaAvalancheBSCArbitrumOptimismHey Web3 founder, anon, builder, degen or growth lead,
We get it.
Growing a Web3 brand is hard. Really f*cking hard.
Growing in this current market?
The timeline is noisy. BTC is chopping. Retail's sleeping. VCs are lurking.
And everyone's shilling their "next gem."
You're heads-down building.
But your X (Twitter) feed feels too dry.
Your Discord feels quieter than a bear market NFT space.
And your early believers? They're waiting for something to hype.
And you're probably worried about where your next community member and sticky user will come from.
Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.
Meanwhile…
You're waking up thinking:
"How the hell do I get people to care?"
"What if our TGE flops?"
"Where are the real holders coming from?"
"Should I launch another quest campaign? AMA? Meme contest? Twitter Space with 14 people listening?"
"Why is my community full of lurkers instead of legends?"
It's a mess.
As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.
And to top it all off.
You're being pulled in a bazillion different directions.
Ohmygawd!
And you've probably tried a bunch of this already:
Paid a KOL who ghosted after one post
Did the whole Galxe/Zealy loopfarm
Ran a Discord giveaway — only to attract bots
Spammed X (Twitter) with five tweets a day that no one interacted with
Thought about quitting and launching a memecoin instead
Dropped $3k on a shilling?
And the worst part?
You're not even doing anything wrong.
You're just playing with the wrong tools.
Trying to summon momentum with outdated, short-term tactics.
*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*
Look, most Web3 brands have a bad case of 'shiny object syndrome...'
Mixed with a scoop of ADD... and a sprinkle of &qout;I can do everything&qout;.
And they end up doing a little bit of this... a little bit of that.
Soon, they're screaming at their MacBook with all the things they "have to" do.
We call this shit show a rats nest. Also known as hell.
It's hot and muggy there.
And we'd rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.
But this isn't about us... It's about you.
You're reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn't where you want it to be.
Or maybe you're flying... and you simply want more.
More TVL growth as more users discover and trust your protocol.
More trading volume and market activity.
More VC interest by signaling momentum.
More sticky onchain users.
More successful TGEs.
More engagement from your community.
More business-class flights with your entire team to places that result in more sand between your toes.
Whatever it is for you...
It all starts by "choosing your own adventure" below…
*cue angels singing*
NO MORE 'HOPING-AND-PRAYING'
THE POWER IS
IN THE
SYSTEM
(AND IN YOU USING IT RUTHLESSLY.)
Most founders in this space are doing what we call "Build Pray Cope".
They, or their marketing team:
Drop a thread
Run a meme contest
Pray for virality
Get Z likes
Wonder if it's time to pivot
Yell into Discord
We've seen this movie. It's mid.
What you need isn't more inspiration.
You need community traction that compounds — every hour, every post, every user interaction.
Our goal?
Turn your project from "who's this?" to "how the hell did they just flip that protocol in 30 days?"
From under radar builder mode to market-mover energy.
Because you can be early, or you can be loud.
We'll help you be both.
WE ARE WEB3 NATIVE, LIKE YOU.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET:
WE LITERALLY MADE THE PDF ON...
HOW TO GROW FROM 0 TO 120,000
ACTIVE COMMUNITY MEMBERS
IN 10 DAYS - REAL CASE STUDY
This PDF is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular. You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow in Web3...
YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS,
WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.
(aka: the real shit founders want to know)